Thursday, 18 August 2016

The Retreat that was....,

It had all the markings of what a good day ought to look like. It was a bright, sunny Saturday morning.., the birds were singing, the air was calm, a bit humid but serene and almost heaven-like. (yes, I have been there)  As a toastmaster heading out for a planned retreat in the leafy environs of Entebbe, I couldn’t have been happier for such beautiful weather.

We set off as planned from Nakumatt Oasis. I travelled with Gilbert, Florence, Connie, Doreen and Grace. The trip to Entebbe was punctuated by laughter, jokes, tall-tales if you may and all this ensured that we all caught a glimpse of the wonderful adventure that lay ahead. It is true what they say, time does fly pretty fast when you are having a good time., we barely noticed that it was midday by the time we got to Entebbe and had to rely on google maps and a few friendly strangers to find Entebbe’s best kept secret. It is indeed a secret because everyone we asked seemed to have no clue as to where we were headed and google maps wasn’t too sure either. It helped that I wasn’t driving and as such we had a sober driver and navigator who were both familiar with how to use google maps. Nevertheless we still had to ask two people, one of whom pointed us in the wrong direction, something I must say always happens whenever you are close to your destination. At about 12:22 we made it to the gate of the secret location that our dear Vice President of Public Relations who I prefer to call Bev-Li and you will see why later, had picked out for us. It is undoubtedly one of Entebbe’s well-guarded secrets. A cosy, little nook with a lavish compound, a gazebo an eating area, rooms for the weary and heavy-laden all nested in a natural green ambience.

                                                            'Secrets Guest House'
We got right into it the program for the day that included games, games and then some more games
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We were asked to split into two teams, find a name for each and get right into the various activities of the day. My team was Team Kifeesi, a popular name in these parts that simply means those brazen enough to challenge the status quo, and the other team was Team Sambaza.,I have no clue what that means but you have to admit, it sounds like someone or something not too sure about where they are going.
                                         
                                                                  Bev-Li in Action
The first activity involved us writing down and reciting as many nursery rhymes as we could possibly remember in as many languages as we know. This was a real, herculean task considering that half the members didn’t attend any kindergarten schools but what really helped was that most of them had children in kindergarten and it was a real joy listening to the melodious sounds from both camps. They were French rhymes, Luganda rhymes, Runyakitara rhymes and because you couldn’t recite a song that had already been performed by the other team, it was sheer laughter and comic relief when both teams had to turn to the school anthem, the Buganda anthem and the national anthem as the game carried on almost an hour later after it had started.

                                          Team Sambaza reciting ''Ekibobo kiri Munyumba''

                                          Team Kifeesi reciting ''Baa-baa Black Sheep''

It was a riveting experience and we all learnt how creative and imaginative we can get when our competitive nature is put to the test.
Next up was lunch which was a sumptuous serving of culinary happiness. We ate to our fill and talked just about everything and anything under the sun.
After lunch, some members could hardly move to save their lives but the activities had to go on.
We started off with ball games that had us running helter-skleter as we tried our best to shake off the sumptuous meal we had just had.

                                              We do our best to eat healthy,you know!
After lunch, some members could hardly move to save their lives but the activities had to go on.
We started off with ball games that had us running helter-skleter as we tried our best to shake off the sumptuous meal we had just had.

                                              Stephen, reliving his glorious football past.

We had balloons, three-legged races and what looked like volleyball, football and handball.



The main event in my opinion was the salsa dance. I had never seen a larger group of people more enthusiastic about putting the wrong foot first in one place before.
As is always the norm with dancing and all things musical.., some of the members wowed us with their movement, their stamina, their composure and balance.  I must say I was quite impressed by our resident salsa-trainer who as if on cue we call Steps. He led from the front and did a really good job, directing, swaying, instructing and generally showed us all what a real salsa workout looks like.

                                        Gilbert,trying to figure out which way clockwise is.
Panting and sweating, it was time to calm down and relax as we got off to some mental gymnastics.
Jackie started us off with a really interesting game called Pictionary where you pick a word and draw it in front of your team who in turn guess what the word is and then roll a dice to let you move forward on the board. This game had us all shouting ourselves silly as we tried to distract one another whilst making sure we get the image drawn right. It was funny, educative but most of all it required of us to play as a team and play we did.
                                                    
                                                      Calculus was on the menu too

Like any worthwhile event, there were gifts for the best team and the best players on each team. It is at this point that I have to admit that Team Sambaza won the day and deservedly so.
Bev-Li and Steps scooped individual awards for their brilliance and team ethic.

There was a special treat and surprise for me. After several years of un-paralleled service to the club (drum roll, anybody?) they decided that I needed a basin of my own, some pampers and wipes (just in case). This definitely caught me off-guard and I still can’t believe my luck.
 I am forever indebted to these kind souls for their generosity and well-intentioned humour. 
How they knew I needed a basin will forever remain a mystery to me.

We had a barbeque at the end of the evening and washed it down with laughter, conversation and some gin (…oops) story-telling is what I meant.


By Davis  Tashobya